tumblr kid problems

Seeing something funny happen in my daily life, and thinkingthat would make a great tumblr post.

mattsharpie:

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ruinedchildhood:

The 1 that got away

ohhh ohhhaoaoaoaoaoao


sorry, being katy perry minus her amazing boobs

ruinedchildhood:

The 1 that got away

ohhh ohhhaoaoaoaoaoao

sorry, being katy perry minus her amazing boobs

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dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

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pussy wagon :D

pussy wagon :D

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and if you don’t like it, you can suck my motherfucking bass.


and if you don’t like it, you can suck my motherfucking bass.

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Anonymous asked: Oweeeeeeeeen oweeeeeeeen. i know who you are oweeeennnnn

oh.

http://lavaspeak.tumblr.com/

Look, it’s different.

1. Who was the last person to call you baby/babe? my mother? fuck i'm lonely
2. Anyone crushing on you? not that i know of, but knowing my luck its like jess cameron
3. What is your relationship status? fat, single, and ready to mingle : D
4. Has anyone ever sang to you? yes?
5. Has anyone ever given you roses? no....D:
6. Who do you text the most? a close guy friend (FUCK YOU, I'M STRAIGHT)
7. First person to text today? same close friend, probably
8. What color are your eyes? brown, i want blue eyes
9. What is a compliment you receive often? i'm funny!
10. Who was the last person to say they loved you and when? my dad.....on the phone.....
11. Do you like your parents? nothin against my mom, my dad's sort of an ass, but he's got good intentions
12. Do you secretly like someone? sort of yes
13. Why did your last relationship end? she "didn't have time" LOL
14. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone? i don't even know
15. Who was the last person you kissed? hannah foster...once...
16. Do you like funny people or serious people? both : D
17. What are you listening to? d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dubstep
18. Is the last person you kissed older than you? some relative of mine? my grandma?
19. Are you happy right now? enough
20. If you could have one thing right now what would it be? Just one date with Annika Roll
21. Who makes you happiest right now? probably kiersten hecht. i cannot be sad around her.
22. Do you want to get married & have children one day? totally.
23. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? i could be persuaded.
24. How many girlfriends/ boyfriends have told you they love you? ......none. fuck.
25. Have you ever thought that you were going to marry a person? half-sort-of-yes
26. Are you crushing on someone? you already asked that, learn to read
27. Have you ever loved someone so much that it hurt? bby, dnt g thre.
28. Have you ever made a boyfriend or girlfriend cry? probably. but i didn't mean to. she was sensitive, and.....i'm not getting into it.
29. Are you happier single or in a relationship? why is that even a question? i hate being single. it's so lonely.
30. Have you ever told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? nope.
31. Have you ever had your heart broken? heh, yep.
32. Have you ever broken someone's heart? maybe?
33. If you could go back in time and change things, would you? you don't even know.
34. Think any of your ex's feel the same? probably not.
35. Do you believe that you are a good boyfriend or girlfriend? i'd like to think so.
36. Have you dated people who were not good to you? lolyes
37. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? yup.
38. Do you believe in love at first sight? sometimes?
39. Ever been given an engagement ring? i'm 14.
40. Do you want to get married? yeah!
41. Has anyone ever told you they wanted to marry you? i'm 14.
42. Ever liked someone else's boyfriend or girlfriend? YES *meep*
43. Does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds? a trillion times worse
44. Have any of your ex's told you they regret breaking up with you? nope.
45. Would you believe your ex if they said they love you? lolno
46. Would you ever date your best male friend? i'm straight.
47. If your best friend of the opposite sex went out with someone you knew was wrong for them would you speak up? totally. i care about my friends soo much. you dont even know
48. Do you regret any of your relationships? not a bit. it's been.....a, learning, experience.
49. Would you date an ex? probably not.

mamaflockaflame:

basedgosh:

I HOPE THEY CANCEL OPRAH

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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chinknigga:

omg

ifyoucarryonthisway:

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

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